TARP Relief Package
$TARP
Permanent capital, because there is no possibility of sale.
A permanent allocation with no standing Government Sachs redemption bid.
- Receive
- 1 $TARP
Government Sachs presents
Standing facilities for the creation, impairment, and management of floral liquidity.
$TARP
Permanent capital, because there is no possibility of sale.
A permanent allocation with no standing Government Sachs redemption bid.
$QE
More units. Less value.
Expands the quantity of floral monetary units faster than demand.
$QT
Balance-sheet normalization, beginning with yours.
Participation removes a disclosed quantity of TULIP from the wallet.
$WEF
Preferred access to public losses at private-market pricing.
Provides finite preferential access to the TULIP market.
$ZIRP
Tomorrow's production, consumed today.
Locks the stated nominal amount for ten years and returns the same nominal amount.
$PBJ
Call Palm Beach Jeff for immediate liquidity. At cost.
Emergency private liquidity with a standing market subject to a substantial institutional haircut.
$DATA
Public information. Institutional pricing.
Provides one-time access to Government Sachs reference data facilities.